Why? That’s boring. Much more entertaining to hire a white guy who said a bad word 10 months ago that SNL totally knew about, throw him under the bus for the slur, and then score woke points for both hiring an Asian and defending Asians from the unfunny white guy. This whole thing could not have been more calculated.

I’m sort of bewildered that SNL felt like they just had to hire this guy. The show just couldn’t go on without... whatever his name is. Fat guy #65,596,495. What would the world do without hearing his thoughts about Chinese food?

As we all know the most innovative and daring way to “push boundaries” is to shout racial and homophobic slurs like a 12-year-old who thinks he’s getting away with something. Way to crack the code, you risk-taking comic genius you.

Yeah, it would definitely be a man who said that.

I would indeed appreciate it if racist bumblefucks were just open about their racist bumblefuckery rather than try to hide behind sham apologies. They would be far from my heroes though.

Just once, I want someone to say “Yeah, I said it. And fuck you all.” That man would be my hero.

It’s one of those things. I used to live in a neighbourhood that had a great affordable butcher that catered to the immigrant (Portuguese in this case) neighbourhood. Places like that were disappearing and being replaced by blond wood coffee shops with $5 brownies.

From the same “I did the assigned reading in high school!” energy that brought you Great Gatsby parties!

This is an important report and it’s good that it’s receiving media attention because the number one problem with the typical American diet and our overall health is that people just don’t have enough information about fast food being unhealthy in order to make an informed decision. Once we fill that information void,…

Ehhh, that’s pretty fatalistic. I go to enjoy and to save money, but I can still be conscious of my choices. Moderation can save money and make a healthier choice, e.g., I might order a burger and skip the fries, 500 calories vs 850.

Yeah, people aren’t eating fast food to be healthy, dude. No one is going to do this. If you’re going to eat healthy then don’t eat fast food. If you’re going to eat fast food, you might as well enjoy it. 

So is anyone else horrified by how coordinated and deliberate and planned all this was. White Nationalists have been planning this since basically the 90s and it worked. They got in. Sure they needed a stupid corrupt former game show host, a bunch of sad lonely Gamergaters, and shitposting edgelords, but they did it.…

Hang on. Aren’t Trump supporters always sneering at “liberal cucks” for being snowflakes and needing safe places?

[t]his is our safe space to be edgy online before God Emperor Trump penetrates the internet

How did anti-white globalists take over the mainstream media?

Gotta say, “proud to be a part if this film in ANY WAY!!!” is a hell of a take to have about American Beauty in 2019.

Is the ad pandering to women?

Training to run a marathon seems like a really odd and roundabout way to go about losing serious weight. I get the idea, but there have to be more efficient methods. 

I want to see this. Also, is Bell wearing a fat suit in the beginning of the movie? Most fat suits are cartoon looking, but if she’s in one in here it’s very well done. Especially for a low-budget movie.

You left off gas. There’s no way the math works out on this. Even if you really really like Olive Garden. I wonder if these passes are transferrable. Get one, give it to a food-insecure person. That seems cruel though.