Make that two

If this were for sale here, I would already own it. If they bring it here, I will buy it.

JUST SELL THIS HERE ALREADY.

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Don’t you fucking dare invoke MLK to defend Nazis.

Pretty close! Too warm for the flannel, so just a Morrissey shirt, ripped shorts, and yes, Doc Martens.

He thinks he’s Monty fucking Hall (RIP, btw). He thinks a desperate crowd of hurricane survivors are an audience. He thinks he is the benevolent game show host, and that giving out “prizes” will win him the adoration of his loyal viewers. This is actually a horrifying tableau reminiscent of feudal times. The people of…

Ok, so I’m going to try not to completely bash another person’s opinion by expressing my own, but, well, I think K-cars were crap.

Completely irrational. Completely awesome.

Me: “How did his guy swim miles out into the ocean? Is he Michael Phelps?”

You’re just upset that I tore apart your argument with a screenshot of the definition of the word you were arguing about.

Sorry, idiot, but temporarily impeding traffic does not constitute a violation of the concept of Freedom of Movement.

You, literally, can haggle on purchases at Best Buy.

I still have my 2006 A4 Avant 3.2 6 speed manual, would love to get a newer one but alas I cannot bring myself to drive an automatic so settled on a 2014 sedan, still a great ride but would have loved another Avant(I’m considering a possible manual transmission swap on one when the funds catch up to my dreams)

The Challenger itself isn’t necessarily a white supremacist car, but it certainly tends to attract them. Example: Alex Jones drives a Hellcat. Not saying you shouldn’t buy one, but be aware that there are some really horrible people who do.

Mini did it first

In fact, Renault did it first!

If we’re talking about modern mass-production cars having instruments positioned in the center of the dashboard, as used to be the case for many classic cars, including the original Mini, then the pioneer was the 1992 Renault Twingo, with a mid-mounted digital speedometer and warning lights behind the wheel.

Toyota did it first.

Gas USED to be cheaper in Jersey until our “trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that …