Damn.

Keep dreaming. 300k (or close) dead by the end of the year and maybe a million by spring of next year.

Texas never seems to get tired of shooting itself in the feet.

This.

All of the above?

Exactly. The nice auto washes exist for a reason.

Where’s that? 2 feet already? Damn.

I just gotta laugh at $100K fancy trucks.

Why? Don’t false police reports and 911 calls carry penalties?

She’s a good little Nazi, isn’t she?

She’s like the very dictionary definition.

Been there done that in every season. So done with it.

He wasn’t a master-de-bator either.

COTD

He was wackin it hard.

That’s just crazy rocket surgery! Who can grasp this?!

Gee, what a surprise! Who coulda guessed?

Consumer electronics don’t carry my body across land at high speeds and won’t kill me if they fail nor cost the same as a large down payment on a house.

Well, there is this thing I do while hanging from the ceiling, that involves flamables, fruits and power tools...

Yep.