I’m never buying any car without test driving it first.

How does this happen?

I hate it too, but that’s what it takes to verify everything.

Showroom or lot, I will never buy a car I haven’t test driven nor use an on-line service that is half-assed, of which there are many.

There are millions of stupid people in the world. It doesn’t make them right.

The two tone interiors died with customers who all wanted black or all dark grey.

I would never buy a late 1970s to 2010 Mustang in the first place.

Colors at all for that matter?

Nailed it.

I have a lifted brown wagon with a manu-matic, so... close?

This. DSG type transmissions, especially the better geared ones, are better than manuals these days.

Drove manuals for 30 years. I’m done with ‘em.

Over 150mph I’d always rather be airborne where there are far less obstructions and friction and dumbasses pulling in front of you.

Because ‘Murica, that’s why!

Seen this?

Just... don’t go to the gym. Or concerts. Or indoor events and activities of any kind with crowds of people.

Nope. Yer boned, eh.

Sure. Every country should accept citizens from the nation with the highest number of pandemic deaths.

It’s called stochastic terrorism and Trump has been doing it since the birther bullshit.

That how it always works out in the end.