Just thinking about drinking in a Cracker Barrel makes me want to turn sober.

You damn well know it.

If there is any way the Dottering DOTUS can get it wrong, he WILL get it wrong.

Tin pot dictators gonna tin pot dictate.

Sorry, I don’t speak stream of consciousness gibberish. Could you rephrase that?

Well if the NTSB report didn’t satisfy your 14 year old ass, then that’s on you.

Coming To America!

And you just hit almost every single logical fallacy.

What do they think when they look at us? Sometimes I wonder.

Very damn cool.

Right? Did the same with a once new $60,000 car. Waited a few years and got a great discount.

This. I will never trust a BMW. Or an Audi for that matter.

I say no style and no substance.

I have yet to see more than 2 in my city. I wonder why?

Irrelevant question. This is about Uber’s software.

Surrounded by all the morons in the world, only a delusional fool would think this life is fine.

No prob, racer boi.

It’s a fucking 20 year old economy car.

Don’t quit your day job. You’re about as funny as a heart attack.

A) If system fails, then backup driver steps in.