“I’d rather someone burn the flag and wrap themselves in the Constitution than burn the Constitution and wrap themselves in the flag”

Grifters are just weird that way.

Loud? Brash? GOP?

Oh yeah. That’s the part that definitely sucks.

Long explanation short: the propellers doesn’t have to pull so hard and the jet doesn’t have to push so hard.

2020. The year that irony died and then became an unkillable zombie.

Far too true.

Mmkay. Not bad, but not my cup of tea.

It does not evolve THAT fast.

Half of the readers have no damn clue what that is. Except maybe it’s some of that damn liberal science!

Stop playing games. Stop watching TV and movies. Let all your calls go to VM. Fuck Facebook. And TikToc.

No, just one big long lot. It was still surprising the first time I saw one.

Does it have electrolytes that plants crave!?

because she’s a former EMT (20 years ago) and that’s what she learned in school!

Exactly. Sometimes you just have to let people play with fire and get burned.

Sssssssshhhhhhhh!!!!

Isn’t that a young Brent Spiner?

As always, The Onion nails it.

Sorry. Who is that guy?

and the mayor is too chickenshit to make even the smallest of reforms.