Tip: If you ever drop a socket in the grass, the easiest way to find it is to mow the lawn.

Sold an old rotary truck with a 454 in the bed to a schmuck, told him it ran 10s.

I love telling lies about cars. Not so much I qualify to work in a Mini Service department. But a lot!

Said literally no one that bought a new car in the last 3 years. To 99.9999% of new car buyers, “Audible or physical feedback” translates to NOISE and VIBRATION. No one wants that in an appliance for transport. Quiet, smooth isolation is the thing modern car buyers want.

I have a clip on BMW grille/badge on my OG Sorento so people think I drive a X5.

I punched myself in the nose while working on my car.

Since they were found on the ground in pieces rather than on the car intact I’d say they come off an idiot’s car. That said, the circumstances they were found under suggests they came off an asshole’s car. I’m guessing some kind of idiot/asshole owned car. Hope that helps.

I’ve been fortunate enough, as an american, to haveseen a couple in the flesh.

Your caption made me laugh a lot harder than it should... probably because that’s the EXACT reason I want a lot of different cars lol.

I’ve always secretly wanted a Ford Tempo because they’re such huge pieces of shit and I think having one would be fucking hilarious. A diesel version would be even better.

Touch screen everything. While it looks pretty and all, it’s not the best way to interact with the vehicle. I will say some function can be move to the screen, but some function should still have physical interaction.

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

I worked at Scottsdale Ferrari when the F50 came out. Ferrari stipulated that they could only be sold to people who currently owned a Ferrari.

Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

It’s almost like all the camera phones create an EMP that disrupts the cars computers and forces the traction control settings, brakes and accelerator to all malfunction at once.

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

So when did he crash? Just after the photo?