Oh my god.
Look at her butt.

They haven't really given her much to do between the Nikki feud and MITB outside of being an Ellsworth conduit, but Carmella really leans into that character, and it's great.

Please enjoy this picture of Carmella taking the MITB case on the bus: https://twitter.com/Carmell…

Do you waste Cena's record-breaking title win on a Corbin cash-in?

Won by Mahal after distraction, natch.

Lonzo was a fine college player, but I could see his game translating lousy in the pros. A lot of his solo offense is built on the James Harden dribbledribbledribbledribbledribbledribbledribbleSHOOT aesthetic, except he's got a slow, weird release on his shot that's likely to get rejected into the third row.

PA system: This is not a drill. The building is on fire. Please proceed to the exits.
Crowd: CM PUNK CM PUNK

I was mostly mildly amused, not much more, about Norm Macdonald's latest special, but what I *loved* about it was that it cut right to the chase.

Heh heh at the WHO ARE THE DEER HOOF comments. Shit, they've been around for nearly as long as Radiohead has and have released 13 full-lengths.

Deerhoof's heyday was 2005-2007. Now feel even older.

Hey, Satomi, what's up?

The court/office scenes are great. Anything else with the kid and the ex and blech, pass.

Down the back.

What do you say I take you home?

Elliott Smith had a Ferdinand the Bull tattoo. In the movie, the bull will be voiced by John Cena.

"they really could have taken $30M out of that movie"

I AM THE A.W.E.S.O.M-O. 4000. WHAT IF, LIKE, THERE WERE A CAR HITLER

Ellsworth has had three programs since coming to the WWE.

I was pretty WTF on that, but I guess if they're repackaging the Alphas they didn't want to waste the reveal in a short comedy match.

You can't do that spot in the *first ever* WMITB. It'd be like a guy in drag winning a huge women's battle royale at WrestleMania that features legends coming back to the WWE for the first time in ages oh wait they actually totally did that didn't they good job Vince