(ethnic)face sucks as a concept, and in the movie it's often quite distracting, but I can almost give it a pass because of the "use of the same actors = souls drifting throughout history" paradigm thingamabob.

Perfect. Now to think of a title. I'm only coming up with "The Gang Ends Up Conning Themselves."

God I loved Cloud Atlas. Don't get me wrong, as a film it's a total mess, but as a labor of love…

I left The Incredible Hulk with a newfound appreciation for Ang Lee's Hulk. (runs, hides)

I've got a beer bet with a friend that we're getting a Russia/US-vs-China war in Trump's second term. Yippee. Draft Republicans first, please.

The World Is Not Enough has an intriguing story and damn good climax but the acting is so, so bad. It'd be my favorite Brosnan Bond if it weren't for that.

Yes, a shitty twist that not only reflected poorly on the movie it's in, but also poorly on all of the Craig movies.

Opening credits are rad, though.

It's here where I have to speak up for 2015's Little Boy, still sitting pretty in the clubhouse as the #1 most offensive Christianist movie ever made. Even 3 hours of nothing but Chick tracts (RIP) would be more tolerable.

The names of Smith/Depp's daughters make me want to punch stuff.

I bet the great majority of those reviews are "this is a nice little twisty movie" rather than "I loved the shit out of it." I enjoyed Source Code when I saw it, mostly forgot it afterwards, and my life is not better for it and if it never existed I'd be the same person.

NO MORE WEAPONS

Don't forget the "Aaron Burr" Got Milk? ad.

wait, what

I thought Ep 7 was fine, but that lack of scale/mass was the worst part about it (and is usually the worst part of an Abrams joint). I never got any sense of the spatial relationship between planets, the Starkiller, etc. Are they next door? Are they systems away?

Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow! Featuring the best tagline in cinematic history:

He was great as the comic-relief droid in I, Robot.

Fuck you Rick Berman! You ruined this movie too?

As a Georgia fan, I'm amused that everyone beat Notre Dame this season – Duke included! – except Mark Richt. Womp womp.

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