He was Rob Gordon, therefore is untouchable. Fight me.

But: "Scott Tenorman Must Die" has the "we're that band, Radiohead" bit. (Though that's more a riff on guest stars than anything else.)

That particular episode has extended bits on Rob Schneider's shitty movies, John Edward being a scam artist, and Chef's parents performing an exorcism on Cartman to rid his body of Kenny's soul.

and no one knew how to bunt their way onto base or hit a defenseless fan anymore.

Ye Olde Tymers who loathe Harper contorted themselves into defending Papelbon choking him out, because some jerk player who sucks and is a net negative for your team possibly hurting your best player is certainly a good strategy. Save it for the beer league, guys.

The stuffy, play-the-game-the-right-way tut-tutting from the gatekeepers doesn't even make sense with the game's history. MLB's most heralded star ever was a drunk womanizer* whose mythology involves showing up a pitcher before hitting a home run. But heaven forbid Bautista flip a bat in an intense moment of joy.

(I am also a guy.)

I like them, but they do bring up a conundrum for the IWC.

Sure, though I just wish that would've been a second F5, with the first one coming early in the match before all the stuff was in the ring.

There was an episode of Raw last summer when Rusev, Cesaro and Kevin Owens all answered Cena's US Title Open Challenge at the same time. They were bickering amongst themselves about who got first dibs, so Cena told them to have a triple threat and he'd face the winner right after.

Lesnar hit 11 (?) suplexes and then one F5, and that was that, the entirety of what Lesnar did on offense. Oh, and he rammed into Dean a couple times right after the bell rang.

Yeah, and Brock does it too.

I'm still shocked that neither HiaC nor the WHC match had a swerve or a run-in.

The staredown was strange. Rock looked somewhat spooked by the Wyatts showing up, then talked up Bray's talents to a nice pop from the audience. For a second, it seemed like this wasn't going to be the old "Rock shows up to trash the new talent" segment.

Ambrose succumbing to the first F5 bummed me out. Even if Bork was going to win all along, at least make Ambrose pass out or something.

I don't have the raging hatred some fans have for Reigns (but I understand the frustration). But man, if he ever had a shot of going over, it would've behooved him and Trips to put on a good show.

Ahh, Reaper. A show gone…..eh, slightly…..before its time.

There was a bio teacher in my high school (thankfully I was past his class and on my way toward graduating when he was hired), a big ol' fundie, who "taught" the class that

Ahh, the Civil War, where history continues to be written by the losers.

Star Parker once wrote a column during the Iraq War saying that MLK would've supported it. I've yet to read a right-wing columnist top that one.