I had a theory a while back that Paramore's "Ain't It Fun" had lovingly cribbed its music from Spring Hill Zone, but didn't want to force the point for risk of being grouped in freaking CRAZYTOWN with these people.

I was a Genesis kid and played the shit out of those games, then played them again on an emulator in college to de-stress.

That fucking music too. Gah.

IIRC, the Sandopolis trap is easy to get out of if you just press jump over and over and over and over and over until you hit it at the right spot. Usually takes only a couple seconds.

The South Park classic reviews are a dumpster fire. For whatever reason, they got someone who hated the show to review it.

Ha, can't believe I'm the first on this one.

Based on the discussion elsewhere in this comment thread, ayup.

A smart movie would give that twist some punch. "You people are scared of cursed dolls? Do you *know* what your children are thinking?"

SPOILERS, OH WHATEVER NO ONE HERE IS SEEING THIS MOVIE

You don't even know Heather!

(Charlie crashes while skiing)
My wife: "He french fried instead of pizza. He had a bad time."

Someone in the comments to that posted a Foodfight! livestream that all of us watched that day. (I was unemployed at the time, so I watched it about five times because losing sanity is fun.) It's legitimately the most ill-conceived thing I've ever seen in any creative medium.

Ebert's best zinger, IMO, even better than the more famous one on North.

Charlie, in reference to the Time Portal: "Stranger things have happened…"
Mac: "NO THEY HAVEN'T! NO THEY HAVEN'T!"

To be fair to Austin, he changed his style to that because of the injury he got from Owen Hart's piledriver.

The idea for Taker's debut was either 1) The Gooker, 2) A viking, or 3) The Undertaker.

Hard to bolieve, isn't it?

BAH GAWD KING HE'S GOING FOR THE PRIVILEGE-CHECKER ON THE STEEL STEPS! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

YEAH BUT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO SUED THE MAKERS OF THE NEVERENDING STORY? therefore reduce corporate accountability for everything. Vote Trump.

And Andy Dick and Amy Smart as stoner witches.