Ahh yes, the famed "open"/"urrpurrn" vowel-shift.

I used to work with a woman approaching middle age who couldn't stop doing it. There's an added "don't want to seem aggressive" element to it too, I think.

Dewww yewww smeyulll what Theraaaawk is cookeeeeen?

It's true, it's true.

His ex was completely right to dump him, and is punished by having to work at Hooters at the end of the movie.

I like RLM, but was this really a code that needed breaking? The existence of Rob Schneider long ago proved the Sandler scam.

Caddy smelled like trees.

"Here's the thing - to be a good writer, you need to be able to create all kinds of characters."

You're right, and I should've specified that the YYYs' brand of "bad album cover" is awfully amusing.

"Lady power" is the point of the It's Blitz! cover IMO.

The copy I have has a pretty big typo on the back, too. (The songs are out of order.)

Yeah Yeah Yeahs have one of the worst album covers ever (Mosquito) and one of the best album covers ever (It's Blitz!).

These movies suck.

Wait you're not Rick Berman.

I liked this special, like Kirkman's standup, have liked her on @midnight and Drunk History, but yeah….she's *brutal* on twitter. The other week she was bashing some guy who tweeted a "it's cool you're coming to our town; here are some restaurants you might want to check out" type of thing to her. SHE DOESN'T NEED TO…

VINCE MCMAHON?

Hell, I'd take Natalya just coming in the ring when those Kidd/Cesaro/New Day matches break down. Where exactly was she when all of the EC tag team competitors jumped in the ring?

The girl who had the general advice question was eerily natural.

We need a regular "Here's a Usenet Post from 1999" segment.

Just as a response to the HURR DURR THEY'RE THE SAME THING AS ARCADE FIRE, I will wait patiently for these jabronis to reproduce "Neighborhood #1." (twiddles thumbs)