It could be that Elijah decided that the grilled cheese sandwich looked tastier than his lunch and switched with a friend. It’s still a failure of supervision though.

My son is anaphylactic to shellfish. At this point, the warning label should be if you feed my child shellfish, I will kill you. Not figuratively either. I will literally choke you until the last breath leaves your body.  

Hopefully the national Democratic party learned something from these local elections. Stop trying to out-conservative Republicans and appeal to your base.

If Gillespie’s competitor isn’t passing out flyers with pictures of neo Nazis or guys with barber school haircuts holding tiki torches that say meet your new neighbors, the campaign manager needs to be fired.

Didn’t Trump’s old d-bag lawyer Roy Cohn attend sex parties with J. Edgar Hoover? I guess who ever smelt it dealt it. Also, those two men give me hope that hell is a real place and that they are burning in it.

Remember how a white person told you that racism is in your head, or that white people are now discriminated against more than black people or brought up black on black crime to derail a conversation about police brutality? Okay, well black women hear all of that, plus we get to hear black men recycle those same lame…

“So de white man throw down de load and tell de nigger man tuh pick it up. He pick it up because he have to, but he don’t tote it. He hand it to his womenfolks. De nigger woman is de mule uh de world so fur as Ah can see.”-Their Eyes Were Watching God.

These people jumping on your case are acting like there aren’t women who have served up their daughters on a platter to a predator. It happens. Has it happened in this case? We don’t know. There are plenty of moms who are complicit in their children’s sexual abuse because they would rather keep a man than protect…

This is what infuriates me about white progressives. They act like Black people don’t have jobs, aren’t worried about their mortgages, aren’t trying to save for retirement, and aren’t trying to figure out how to pay for their children’s education. We just sit around protesting police brutality and live off of those…

This is your first lesson: hear and here are homophones.

Don’t give him the respect of the -ga. He deserves the -er ending. He’s no friend of ours.

As terrible as this sounds, he’s sadly right about how many political appointments work. The person placed in charge of the agency rarely has any expertise in how the agency is run. Political appointments are a loyalty prize. That’s why it’s important to maintain continuity in upper management in government agencies…

My grandmother’s results were 4% Northwest Russian and Finland. Maybe we’re cousins!

Exhibit 1,000,000 as to why black women don’t trust white feminists. That white part trumps any gender based solidarity every, single, time.

I haven’t tried the seasoned ones yet. I have to remember to try them.

Do you use their malt vinegar on the fries or just ketchup? I’m a malt vinegar fan myself.

The kids admitted to writing the note themselves. The man did walk past their house and look at it, but he actually used to live there and was just looking at his old house.

Here’s a more detailed version of the story: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/creep-stalked-brooklyn-siblings-left-weird-note-mailbox-article-1.3582468

Messing with Rep. Frederica Wilson is not what these keyboard warriors want. You can’t represent Miami Gardens while wearing colorful cowboy hats if you’re not about that life.

University of Wisconsin and Virginia Tech are public universities. Oberlin College is a private institution. Public universities have a difficult time firing or expelling anyone for what could be claimed is “protected free speech.” What they should be digging into is whether Black or Brown students or faculty were…