Why would anybody buy a Forester other than someone needing a field car to get maximum delta between IRS approved mileage and actual operating cost? The biggest problem with showing up on a construction site, when the entire staging area is packed with F-150 4/4 crew cabs, is getting laughed at for driving a Subaru…

I’m starting to think that this is not good. That it will end badly.

Say what you will about the Chicago Regular Democrats of yore, i.e. the machine, at least they went into elections knowing the vote count before the first official ballot was cast.

Meanwhile, back at the oil patch:

Hmmmm. Fancy Bear, is that you? 

- Glenn Greenwald

In all fairness, Mayor Mike helped push for an exclusive fracking ban under Westchester County. It’s all moot for the time being giving the statewide ban.

Hey, remember the common sense, third way, adult conversation having, middle ground Michael Bloomberg environmentalism along with an environmental group who “gets it” study on fugitive methane emissions?

Thanks, Obama Jews(1).

Fake news! The real hot ticket to bridge the effete fiscal conservative/socially woke democrats with the old school big city regular democrats circa 1950 (you know, police and firemen) is...

Easiest book to write:

Despite all the muscle, lawyers and businessmen from New York and Chicago - Las Vegas was still pretty much completely run by Harry Reid and his Utah friends. The south, midwest, and mountain states (i.e. the so called real America) can be frustrating for our esteemed urban white ethnics. Like, “how can people so…

Oh come on, you’re english usage skills humble bragging. I didn’t even know that that sentence was one of those run on ones. I just thought it was longer than most and must be correct, given a lawyer had written it.

They’re all pretty pro government spending as long as it’s spending on ballsy shit like military, homeland security, hotwife blonde hair coloring and whatever republican wellfair queens like our government doing. Maybe put ICE branded cattle cars for immigrant transportation to detention camps and private security…

Maybe it’s a commenter from the old Gawker Fleshbot days. Quality journalism always needs something fun to buoy it up.

No. When the boss and the bosses boss are assholes, the only thing to do is quit like he did. If he were to stay, he’d just get stuck being the fall guy for whatever shenanigans are pulled. Especially in an ombudsman role defending end users from your bosses’ shenanigans. Trump made his money grifting the suckers born…

Buster Balls and Mike Hunt took shit from other kids well into college. 

This is why you don’t have cuts in high school football. After being a tackling dummy in practice and sitting on the bench during games you grow up to think football is dumb as an actual sport and as a video game. That and limits on easy access to guns. And sports integrated marketing communications acting as…

Here’s a dinner Mr. Nolan may like to attend. Cash bar, though. Fucking capitalist pigs. 

Part of Illinois pride week in fifth or sixth grade was dedicated to upstate/downstate political corruption. We learned how to hide kickbacks in shoeboxes. Procure farm land and cemetery plots well before public comment for federal highway routes. Ballot box stuffing. Those kinds of things.