The escalated quickly, Boris. 

Have husband Paul turn the Pelosi family Napa vineyard Zinfandel Lane into an affordable trailer park with short track stock car racing and gun show emporium. That’ll up Nancy’s everyman bona fides. Maybe srip away some of the deplorables in 2018. Open up racing for EVs to bring in Musk’s army, too.

My point is this: your earnestness doesn’t seem sincere. Your comments seem like the equivelent of a hot bosomy twentysomething Russian redhead making the rounds at a DC prayer breakfast.

So Israelis like a strongman? How about the original jewish strongman and father of bodybuilding, Eugen Sandow?

Why not tell that wonderfully heartfelt Horatio Alger bootstrapping story to Putin the KGB agent? Far more land and natural resources to exploit and use within Russia for value addition - versus exporting everything as raw material so only the oligarchs get rich. Russia could use some entrepreneurial immigrants and…

We could probably fit all 7.3 billion people on earth in Iowa with wiggle room, too. Where to put all the peoples’ shit with the ever growing pile of shit from the world’s largest hog population would take a technical solution. Maybe ask someone from a third world mega slum how to coexist with open sewering as state…

Israel will be fine. They get at a minimum $3.8 billion from US annually. The evangelicals love them, maybe to death. It’s becoming a natural gas producing powerhouse. This is the Leviathan gas field off the coast. Israel is number one in the world in Talmudic scholarship, so they got that going for them. It will…

Based on New York Times comments on articles focusing on this issue, I’m thinking that a chunk of folks from the district don’t like hispanics and/or liberals and/or socialists and/or women who wouldn’t want to see more head pounding around broken windows. Man, it’s like there’s some commonality between Chicago and…

When your back’s against the wall and you’ve befuddled your deplorables, just say it was good for Israel. This from the Times of Israel.

There are some sensible centrist who still believe Javenka will smooth out Trump’s rough edges. They’re also the reserved ones at cocktail parties and black tie fundraisers who benefited greatly from the 2017 tax plan. Who doesn’t appreciate effete urbane real estate developers applying old school outer neighborhoods s…

Man, nothing like taking a dump on the publicist’s image pitch. Way to go Oliver Darcy. If your life can be summed up as Zuckerberg’s and Sandberg’s turds polisher, then you yourself may need a publicist to help justify it. Fucking integrated marketing communications majors. In future, the only jobs will be as publicis…

It all goes back to 1980s nerds-are-cool movies and public schools banning no-boundaries dodgeball and atomic wedgies. It gave annoying little doughy putzes agency. Nerds with actual talent learned to navigate the shoals and rocks of youth and move on to kick ass. Now we’re stuck with these dorkwads.  

His mom wrote a letter to Ochs-Sulzberger about her son’s many gifts going underappreciated. 

Meanwhile, back at Times square Frank Bruni is bringing on the sensibility:

She can always ask Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota how socialism works. Here’s an explainer on the Bank of North Dakota by the Bank of North Dakota.

Kavanaugh seems to suck balls when it comes to defending environmental protection through government administration. As in the US EPA wasn’t considered by the founding fathers upon writing the constitution. The best thing for this proclaimed proud Catholic educated by the Jesuits is to have Pope Francis excommunicate…

“Do you have any idea how much ad space McCann buys in the New York Times every year? We could get them to print ‘Mein Kampf’ on the front page.” (Jim Hobart, Mad Men)

Hey, look what ad popped up at the top for us Splinter readers in Real America(TM). It’s Mr. Unionbuster himself, governor Bruce Rauner.

Sushi? Fucking coastal elites.

Whoa, slow down there, Ms Good-Government. Young engineers working for government contractors are given the highly sought after job of poking the recently hired retired military brass with a stick every so often to keep him from dozing off in his office and in meetings. This is America. You can take your commie…