Ugh, this, 1000x this!! Your loud pipes do FUCKING NOTHING to keep you safe, and instead just piss off everyone else. Nobody in front of you can hear those stupid fucking things, and while everybody behind you can, they’re not the ones you have to worry about.

ALL athletes should have video cameras in their house to protect themselves from this type of thing. If he had cameras it would prove his innocence or guilt depending on the footage ....or lack of.....

Let me get this straight. This woman was intoxicated (or very likely), VOLUNTARILY went home with him and then he “raped” her. I call bullshit.

Somewhere, right now, Stan Bowman is staring at a sheet of paper with the trade summaries of Brendan Saad and Patrick Sharp while gripping a .357.

“After an achingly long six seconds, Musk responded...”

I think he’s gained weight but I also think Damon is cranky about Tesla and so the most unflattering picture is what ends up in the headline. Damon is kind of being a baby and I wish they’d put someone more objective on these pieces.

This is why we’re not billionaires. While he’s obsessing over the gravitational mass of interplanetary space craft, we’re obsessing over the gravitational mass of a jpeg.

Spill a vanilla protein drink. It should cancel it out.

When I was young I detailed cars at a fairly large dealership. I worked some some seriously old pro’s, these guys were magicians. The only tools we used for interiors were cleaner/degreaser, terry cloth towels, windex like stuff, and an armor-all like substance. We had a clean 55 gallon drum of towels and a dirty drum…

That’s a nice, lazy cliche, but it doesn’t apply here.

So you’re implying that the law firm is in on some kind of coverup? Other than your tinfoil hat and apparent complete ignorance of how harassment investigations work under the law, what is your basis for that accusation?

Well who else would you like to pay for it? The girls who are, you know, in college? Or perhaps we can just tax every white person and make a fund to hire the Pinkertons every time someone yells racism?

Juan Olave looks like he is made from greasy cheeseburgers.

The Russian Football Federation has banned you two games for insulting fans.

good burn!

You clearly know me better than I know myself...

I told you these monkeys are better suited for the circus.

Ted got a cool head for this sort of thing.

Most of the weight loss was from the neck down.