Hyperbole, man. Hyperbole.

So, being 6 wins better than our last season is somehow being worse than last year?

Grew up in Central IL. The Cards fans actually brought brooms to school when they swept the Cubs one time when I was back in high school. I don’t know how it gets much worse.

I know it’s gonna get a ton of hate, but screw it. I’m with ya. I’m a Cubs fan who lives in St. Louis. I know people who will have mental breakdowns if the Cubs finally pull through this year, and I’ll bathe in their tears.

Go Cubs Go!

Cubs fan here. I will gladly take the shield that the Cardinals provide us by being the most sanctimonious bunch of turds to ever float down the Mississippi. Lord knows we have some real turds in our midst.

That being said, this is the best Cubs team I’ve ever seen, and I’m hoping they steamroll the rest of the field,…

Hey, unrelated, but can we maybe not link to weird, creepy ios pony gifs on the sidebar of every page? Thanks.