Why don't we just use up oil, it isn't like we're running out.

Most long nose cars are duck face-y

@Spiegel Duck: Here's hoping "The Car Show" is about half naked women on trampolines.

@Careel:

Well, the last thing I remember, Doc, I started to swerve

@corporateoppressor:

You'd think B-J could easily just contact the Kennedy library and confirm that the original was eaten by the crusher.

Looks-a like-a Z3 coupe, no? Go, try, you like!

@ramboy17: Maybe so, I like the DTS because it is huge, comfortable, floats down the road and has every gadget the General can think up. It also gets decent highway mileage. It is one of the few new cars that makes me dream up some long road trips.

I know it is blasphemous for someone under 65, but I love the DTS.

@RuBBa_cHiKiN: North Gizmodo is Best Gizmodo: That was the key moment in this whole story.

Q: Two men are on a boat, with cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

Oh man, another year, another story making us look great!

I know the Chevy Traverse caused a bunch of head scratching around these parts. Many read it the same as Trav-erse City only to find it was actually the Tra-verse.

@Daga: I've seen a bunch of them around town. I thought they'd be Prius sized, but they look like a bigger car in person.