Stolen from the Yahoo.com comments about the same incident:

If they told me there was going to be a turn 14 stand that could see 12, 13, 14, 15, I'd put a deposit on tickets.

From The Gold Plated Porsche (great book):

@I can be stig?: Next time I will read the article!

I remember reading in Car and Driver years ago that the Michigan State Police lab can tell if the brake light filaments are stretched or broken indicating that the driver was applying/attempting to apply the brake.

No question.

@dculberson: I an not necessarily saying these are my fears (they actually aren't since I have no plans to buy a Volt or anything similar), but fears that are/could be out there.

@fatfrank72: Good point.

Fear of high repair costs, fear of high electric bills, fear of not having a car that can go where I want when I want, fear of getting to work and having to ask around for an outdoor socket and then having to park like a dick so I can be close enough for my cord, fear of getting fired for stealing company electricity.

Wow, where did they even get baby blue Fiero interior parts?

That's a lot of ugly in one vehicle.

I am on the fan side of the air-cooled VWs.

That looks like it was created with a modern-car-rendering Random Generating Device.

@citroën67: The fact that they are a cop and I am intelligent means I don't need them to be driving an angular pointy car to behave myself in front of them.

I have a Mark Webber signed Red Bull air race party pass thing and a Canadian GP ticket signed by Jackie Stewart.

@Dukie: They call it "Hoodride"

@Justin Hyde: The Suburban dealer was previously a Saturn dealer and had at least some of the old staff (I bought a Saturn there once)

"The secret for keeping your lifted Wrangler under warranty? Make your dealer happy."

@citroën67: Why are they supposed to intimidate?

Honestly I don't know why cop cars need to look "bad ass" or aggressive.