This is a bad take, and you should feel bad.

Or you could just eat half of the bagel. Or you could eat the scooped out bagel with light cream cheese and save even more calories. Or you could eat half of the scooped out bagel with light cream cheese and save even more calories. Or you could forgo the cream cheese in general and just eat the bagel scoopings. Or…

I find that not having an opinion about a woman’s weight works for me most of the time.

Reading this makes me feel the same way I do when I read about hot teachers banging their students. Why couldn’t it have been me????

Why do you fuck your sister? Some questions have no answers.

Obviously you didn’t keep reading. Autopilot is not a perfect system, nor meant to be used without any human intervention. It’s incumbent upon the driver to pay attention to the road and to take over should the computer have trouble. The driver didn’t, Tesla is not to blame for his negligence and incompetence.

The arc of history bends towards baby boomers dying eventually.

Me at my desk right now:

the American Medical Association. It’s a professional organization for physicians

There, that is the article I was looking for.

I came here looking for info about things she said because the headline made it sound like this was your story.

Trump won because America is racist.

No matter what the scale says at the top (1/10 = poor, 5/10=average, 10/10=excellent), this is how it’s actually interpreted by companies:

Headline should read, “Local Branch of Global Pedophile Ring Expels Member for Loving Marital Relationship With Adult.”

Rebecca, hello! Two things:

BaKIng, unLiKe CooKINg, iS aBOuT chEmiSTry aND rATioS
(This is what you look like right now.)

It’s amazing how much stupid shit one person can say in a paragraph, but let me try to break this down.

You said that as if Obama didn’t want to do it, totally omitting the obstacles he had to face and I’m not even talking about the hardships inherited in being the first black President in a country that was built on slave labor, fought a Civil War over it, then spent almost a century after that with over a third of the…

For the white folks reading this, its pronounced ‘child’ without the D. Not Chile like the country.

I'd kinda like to see Kevin Smith's The Batman now. Batman and Robin wandering around Gotham - arguing about the contractors on the Death Star and Batman's incredulity that Catwomen has blown 37 guys - oblivious to the fact the Joker's goons are terrorizing the city. Batman wasn't even supposed to be there today.