I am the Aunt who has taken it upon myself to have the sexting and your google footprint convo, the salvia-synthetic weed psychosis convo, the drunk friend/grown up driving you home convo and the “all your friends are likable a-holes, so let’s talk about dangerous situaions with you and your idiot friends” convo.…

Read the more in depth 81-page prosecutors’ grand jury release (it’s on Buzzfeed...am I allowed to say that here? They normally post the legal documents here)

Any charitable or philanthropic work can be done without membership to a fraternity or sorority. People do it every day. I reject the notion that people need to be in a frat or sorority to do good work for the community.

Hobbies: Date Rape and coining new and ever-creative bigoted slurs.

It has nothing to do with how academically difficult a school is, or how hard it is to get admitted. Zero. It has to do with the frattie, douchebro, Big Sports Taking All the Money, tailgating culture at the huge majority of universities and many, many smaller schools. And how those in authority not only allow it, but…

On top of that, it’s fucking Penn State. That school needs to cease to exist.

This is what I really worry about with sororities and fraternities. 18 - 21 is a time when, from a developmental standpoint, people should be learning really specific social skills: How to build friendships on the basis of individual compatibility instead of institutional affiliation. How to be friends with people of…

I was in a sorority for about two and a half years before quitting in my senior year of college, and thinking about the kinds of things that were “normal” gives me shudders. Girls are different in that they’re usually not as violently cruel as boys, but some of the things that some sororities did was awful and…

This is all I keep thinking about. How do I teach my kids to not make these stupid asshole decisions?? My husband and I are socially awkward dorks who, so far, have similarly awkward kids...I don’t think the urge to Greek would materialize. But still, being a stupid shit is such a real threat.

I read about this elsewhere and it included the horrifying detail that they found 80% worth of his body’s blood in his abdominal cavity. So he was internally bleeding while these little bitches tried to cover their asses.

Good lord. I’m going to keep my children at home and sit on them until we all die of old age.

What a lovely group of people. Show’s how little they know of the word “fraternity” when they abandon someone to die simply because they’re cowards.

I’m now picturing him trying to furiously row away whilel the cops are all on stationary bikes peddling behind him.

Hawhawhaw that cowboy & rope pic totally doesn’t look like gay porn.

But yeah, those are the eyes of a man who’s probably killed a drifter with a hammer and then, fifteen minutes later, eaten at Waffle House

If someone said they had just arrested a neo-nazi and showed that picture, I’d be like, “yeah, I can see it.”

“...stealing a rowing machine from a gym in an apartment complex in San Diego.”

We have to get to work. We have to stop eating each other—not stop criticizing when appropriate, but going for the jugular when a simple “bad idea, do better” would work is uneeded on all sides of the liberal coin—and focus on the GOP. I know that seems harder but we need to do it. HAMMER THEM.

Permament soundtrack until this is all over with one way or another.