I don’t want them to treat me like royalty, I want them to treat me like a democratically elected leader.

Should we all be on pornhub like you? Sorry, I have no interest in the porn version, Into the Stickyverse. But you do you.

For me, it’s probably the first Iron Man, it truly brought the same feeling I had as a kid reading Marvel comics. The original Chris Reeve Superman has a special place separate from all other superhero films, like RDJ, perfectly cast, and other than Otis, took the material seriously. But if you want a hot take, Iron…

The usual suspects.

You have to order them correctly for them to be good. I like it that way and never want it to change. Mainly because I like articles like this.

I guess Jury Duty seems more cruel to me, at least on Joe Schmo they know they signed up to be on a reality show, and people are made fools of regularly on those shows. With Jury Duty, he thinks he’s on Jury Duty, and that it’s being filmed for a documentary.

Kevin Kirkpatrick should have become a huge star, his Bryce the stalker character from season 2 was fantastic. Still one of my favorite seasons of any tv show, mainly because of him, I’ve seen him pop up in commercials here or there. Jon Huertas from season 2 also went on to have a pretty respectable career.

I could afford to go, but if I’m going to spend 5 grand, it’s not going to be on a pretend two day cruise where I’m constantly running around like a wookie with it’s head cut off. The Polynesian? Yeah, I can relax there, and find things to do at my own pace. I think the market for this type of hugger mugger, while it…

I haven’t been to them in years, but I remember strip clubs that served food here in Oklahoma. I remember seeing people eat at the Red Dog, and I was like, nope.

I actually really like Boxing Helena, other than the cop out ending that was forced by the studio, it’s a pretty solid little film.

Schindler’s List is one I’ve watched a few times, Spielberg gives it enough humor and hope that keeps it from being too hard of a watch. Although, I haven’t seen it in at least 15 years.

Were any of those? Ok, Antz was OKish, and I suppose the original Avatar was worth a watch because of the 3D, but never saw the rest.

The brownie frappuccino is delicious, but it’s nearly a 1000 calories for the venti (and if you’re going to get it, why not go all the way). But hey, I like the mocha version, so ymmv. Just for the record, these days I pretty much stick with the ice coffee with half and half and sugar free vanilla.

My pick that wasn’t on the list is Neil Labute’s The Shape of Things. Good movie, but man, what that girl did to Paul Rudd’s character, I don’t want to see that again.

I stopped watching almost immediately, as soon as that guy got beat to death with a fire extinguisher. I’m a horror movie fan, but with this, I felt like I was watching a snuff film.

It seems like all the licking video instances I’ve read about have been about Blue Bell. Here’s Blue Bell’s take on not having a safety seal.

Blue Bell doesn’t have the plastic seal, I guess if dipshits keep doing this, they might have to raise prices and add it. It’s already not cheap, so thanks social media idiots.

I really feel like Red Skull should be somewhere on the list.

I think the idea is that it’s really Raimi doing that to his old pal Bruce Campbell, sort of an Evil Dead Joke, since the Deadites did something pretty similar to Ash. But yeah, it does make Dr. Strange seem like an asshole.

I love the scene where Doom returns to find the FF have escaped, and after scanning the empty room, he just makes a “hmph” sound, kind of human moment for our bloodthirsty, power hungry dictator. Rebecca Staab was perhaps the perfect Sue Storm, and The Thing’s animatronic face did some pretty good acting, especially…