When I was stationed in Okinawa, there was nothing secret about where a certain lady kept her bananas. She showed everybody every weekend at the banana show. I know, I know, TMI.

I suppose they are sweeter as they ripen, maybe a little too sweet for my taste. Also, the ones with a little green have a firmness that I like, and they get kind of mushy quickly once there’s a few spots on them.

Wow, thanks! I didn’t know that either, and I do care about the state of my bananas, I like mine to still have a little green on it.

I always subbed out the cheese sauce for pizza sauce, it was pretty good.

No, he said “it was beauty killed the beast.” It was Mickey Rooney that said “you dirty rat”, and Benny Hill said “Judy, Judy, Judy.”

I was answering your question, and in an article discussing what should come next for the franchise. I mean...whatever, such a weird response.

“Do fans think Alien 3 would have been better if the whole gang from Aliens could have been there on the prison planet hanging out together making jokes about illegal aliens?”

Well, back in the 90's and very early 2000's, Subway was still good. It went downhill when they switched from a decent piece of chicken to the mystery meat looking (I know they say it’s real chicken, but there’s a reason people believe that it’s not) patty with fake grill marks that look like they’ve been drawn on…

Not a bad movie, but not a good follow up to Aliens. Should have started a few years later with a grown up Newt (or at least an older teenager). I think the right way to go is to retcon out everything after Aliens and have Newt still alive, maybe she has to go find Ripley or something. Kiernan Shipka might be a good…

I haven’t had them in a long time, but I remember them just being hot, with no real flavor to them. I love spicy stuff, but it has to have a good flavor, not just be hot. Pain isn’t a flavor.

I wasn’t saying exactly that, but not too far off. I thought the first one was only ok, I’m immune to Zachary Levi’s charms, and they couldn’t cobble together a trailer that looked interesting. Even with all of that, I might have still seen it since I have AMC A-List (I mean, I saw Jesus Revolution for heaven’s sake,…

I don’t know, but I would be down for his take on it. Cliff was watching it in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, so maybe it is something he would do.

I’ve heard him mention in interviews that he might work in television or do plays. I think his original idea for Inglorious Basterds was a tv miniseries, but he was talked into making it a movie. I would love to see a one season Netflix series sequel to Kill Bill where Nikki seeks her revenge on Beatrix. A series…

I would forget it, but every time I watch Cape Fear, there it is on the screen, Max Cady laughing his head off at it. 

A lot of tv work, but I would say the role he’s best known for is Paulie from Goodfellas, so yeah, kind of an odd choice to leave him out.

I thought it was a rather limp response myself.

Sounds like the ticket kid had a sense of humor, I went to see that one yesterday, I ended up walking out about an hour in. I couldn’t believe all that talent resulted in such an awful movie. I mean, at one point, Aubrey Plaza’s character is in mid conversation, and it just cuts to the next scene, that’s when I was…

I know it catches a lot of grief, but Scream 3 is my favorite sequel, I really loved the Hollywood setting.

But that turned out to be a hoax, Buckwheat faked his own death. Poor John David Stutts, got caught up in Buckwheat’s web of lies.

The first was the best, but I think all the sequels are good too. Scream lends itself to a series better than most slashers because it’s always a different killer. They don’t have to find silly ways to resurrect them, like getting hit with lightening, or come up with convoluted cults and stuff. Don’t get me wrong, I…