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He was busy protecting his own girlfriend, pictured here:

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty

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It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

This has gotta be tough for Yankees fans. I mean, first the Cowboys and Lakers, now this?

It’s just a reminder that American-sports-style playoffs are great for excitement and bad for truly determining the best team in a given season.

Sooooo no more “rubbin’ is racin’”?

That’s a wheel cover and a red taillight lens.

Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

"...[O]r if Steven Adams now has a trained cobra living in his shorts to bite any feet that come near."

His families must be so proud of him.

A close combat weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse? Rookie mistake.