True. I was thinking about maybe painting them with chalkboard paint too. We'll just have to wait and see what happens when I get my hands on a Miata.

I'm currently in the process of finding a first gen Miata with crappy paint at a decent price (under $2k) so I can paint it in chalkboard just like this guy did, minus the pedobear. I don't know if I'd lower it and put new wheels on it either. I'd probably leave it stock except for the paint.

The MOPAR group must have been really into cocaine back in the 80's. I present you with the 1985 Plymouth Duster commercial I like to refer to as the "Cocaine Factory." This has to be one of my favorites.

Yay for the Jeep! I love my JK. The day Jeep stops making the Wrangler BOF will be the day I stop loving Jeep.

Sounds like Mazda is my kind of girl! I knew there was a reason I wanted a Miata, but I could never put my finger on it. Now I know it's because she's fun to ride in!

I found your Jeep girl. [www.4-the-love-of-jeeps.com]

Dude that's great! Thanks so much! That is a great way to throw them a curve ball and leave their heads spinning.

I have the same exact problem at work. I keep looking for a first gen Miata for a couple grand and whenever I mention this to my co-workers, they all giggle and laugh at me and tell me it's a chicks car. I guess they just don't understand. I've tried to explain that it's like a go-kart and it's modeled after the old…

Every time I see a Tribute I want to break out into song...

Oh shit! We're all screwed!

Hi Raphael welcome to the internet. You must be new here.

Ah so you live in the Northern Pittsburgh suburbs too?

Please do tell. I love a good story!

Hey Ray, I think you just found a new writer for Jalopnik! Damn this guy can write a good piece.

Yay Erie! I went to Behrend for 4 years and I now hate snow, but damn I miss Erie.

I used to have a 93 Cadillac Sedan DeVille. It had the automatic antenna on it. I went to school in Erie, PA at that time and that is right in the snow belt. The antenna used to get either frozen stuck down or it would get frozen stuck up from driving in the slush. It used to piss me off and I considered disconnecting…

Definitely NP! I see the person who replied to the ad has a 724 area code. That is a Pittsburgh area code! Hopefully I'll see it around here if that person buys it! I hope I hope I hope!!!

Hey! The second picture is of Ken Rice, KDKA reporter here in Pittsburgh ([enewsletter.mtlebanonlibrary.org]). I wonder what this crazy ass was doing running news reports in his stand?

Eh, I just like to rip on Prius drivers whenever I get a chance to.

Careful there. One of those enviro-snob's is trying to shoot you down! He drives a Prius!