Mr. Fraser insists that, moving forward, he will watch out for that tree.

Are you serious?

The episode was fucking dreadful. If not for Weekend Update and whatever roles Sarah Sherman has, this show would be a complete waste of time.

My 5 ways:

No more f’n “Cake-Off” parodies - it’s just the same skit done every season with a different guest host.

Perfectly acceptable that the film won Best Picture.

I mean, do we really need a remake of 95% of the stuff that gets remade?

So if a serial killer kills a bunch of people throughout the show and is the antagonist of the show then they should literally get away with murder and their crimes if they’re part of the LGBT Community?

Condolences about your 15 year old son just now learning of pubic hair.

Glad for this technical breakdown on magical powers that absolutely no person has in real life.

I thought the first one was, with Tom Hanks, and all the celebrity reveals were surprises. The group photo with this kills that instantly. Tom Hanks: “Wow! Mr. Martin!” Steve Martin: “Please. Call me Mr. STEVE Martin” still makes me laugh.

Hell, just ask for any McDonald’s shake or a McFlurry. By the time they find a McDonald’s where the machine is working, you’ll have died from old age.

I don’t have a lot of empathy for people who deliberately choose misinformation from random people over advice from expert doctors. I don’t have a lot of empathy for people who are fine putting others at risk.

The lack of Tim Calhoun on Update or a Falconer sketch was a letdown. 

The 50 Cent Army? I guess they'll find something about the film they don't like...or die tryin'....

It should be an ideal chance for some of the ‘weirder’ newer cast members like Sarah, Aristotle or Andrew to be showcased. Of course we are more likely  to just get Will reacting to Kate and Aidy wackiness, but I hope not.

“Oh, and remember: next Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day!”

Who cares? This is honestly the direction PR should trend. The earned media they get off of this will more than pay for the car and get a lot of foot traffic into the dealership. Kid gets a car. Dealership sells more cars. Reporters get a feel-good story that gets lots of views. Everyone wins.

I’d never thought I’d live to see a time when I could say, “This depiction of a worldwide pandemic isn’t at all realistic.”

Don’t make fun of people for having disabilities.