[CEO RUSHES FLUNKY TO FACTORY TO START GETTING RID OF THE K'S]

LEAVE TRUMPY ALONE!

To be truthful, the Campbell's Soup CEO quit in fear.

"Hi, first time user, can I do nested Nazi threads?"

Hec Ramsey, however, remains forever awesome.

THAT'S shit-hating news.

Ned's Atomic Dustbin was right.

Yep, at least for me. In school we called it the "coffee-colic reflex."

Yeah, that's a big, good read.

Safe travels to my sinful town! Weather's actually tolerable here, we're below 100 degrees!

Wavves - Nodding Off (feat. Best Coast)
Front 242 - Headhunter (Funker Vogt)
Sleater-Kinney - Modern Girl
Teenage Fanclub - Star Sign
Simple Minds - Waterfront
Beastie Boys - Hey Ladies
Spoon - The Underdog
Dashboard Confessional - Warmth Of The Sand
Dead Kennedys - Stealing People's Mail
The Von Bondies - C'mon C'mon
Skinn…

I'm trying to work the orangutan player, but I keep running him into trainwreck pressers.

OW MY BALLS!

He looks like he's always moving forward at 3g's.

Jawohl!

Meanwhile, Melania still getting Private Lessons.

Earl The Expert

Oh, there's ONE bridge on fire right now.

You have selected, "Wag The Dog". If this is the movie you want, please press 1 now.

Chantilly Lace?