Then why am I shirtless, yelling at traffic?

"Reverend Blessed With Nine-Inch Penis."

However, Trump has his own loose end, ala Scatter-Brain Jane in "Training Day", and that person is Paul Manafort, who is in the process of being squeezed by Mueller. This will be the other way to getting to the truth of his finances.

Even better is that Trump is bringing tiny fists of fire & fury to a knife fight. He has only bravado & posturing to keep his mouth-breathing hayseed base fluffed.
He can't get ACA repeal without McConnell.
He can't pass tax reform without the Senate.
He is essentially giving up a potentially easy win with…

"Such is the power of Mjolnir!"

Hugo BoSS.

He's tidally locked with that gas giant Trump.

"You're in the No Spin Zone, broadcasting live from Pole Cats Gentleman's Lounge."

When you someone eat it.

He makes a good Dinosaur Sr.

"Radio Ass Kiss", by the Wonder Stuff

They all said at some point, "Honey-dew me."

Maybe he was referencing Russell Crowe?

"T-Bone" was already taken.

Damn millenials.

That, or those dastardly Temeculans.

And one lonely bag in the corner marked, "Jon."

"You can beat me and put me in the oven."
"Or feed me cabbage and lock me in the shower."

"You Look Like You Could Use An Elizabethan Adventure On The Holodeck."

-N.Korean Nuke general, probably.