At least you got the Led out.

You've really crossed the dentate line with that tasteless pun

I forgot the "safe" word, a little help, here?

Propecia should have been covered on the family insurance plan?

Inside jobs usually do.

"So, what, I'm not F-able???"

Their relationship just took a Pratt fall.

Chris Pratt: There's one other name you might know me by… Star Lord.
Anna Faris: …Who?
Chris Pratt: Star Lord, man. Legendary Outlaw.
[Faris shrugs]

Baldwin…
Harvey…
Woolery…
[NO ANSWER]

Fun Fact: Chuck Cunningham was one of the buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant.

My heart wants an episode focused on the technology involved in reanimating Dan, guest starring Dr. Algernop Krieger.

SCENE 1:
[shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar]
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Stop crying, and fight your father!

"If you ordered a boxcar full of sons-o'-bitches and you opened the door and only found me inside, you could consider the order filled."

If he does, he's outta the contest!

But it was all about nothing.

"Rob Thomas. Matchbox Twenty. Sing a song…SHUT UP!"

Eddie Haskell?

Read: Drunk texting.

One more K and you've got yourself a Golden Sombrero!