It's a Promise Ring

If Bartman had known beforehand of Moises Alou's urine-soaked hands coming at him, he very well may have pulled away from the ball

Joining the Trump team is like agreeing to wrestle a pig; everyone gets dirty, and the pig likes it.

something something fandango oh God just make it stop

“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
-the Tao of Mao

OH COME ON

He was reading his buddies' tramp stamp.

"Area Beat Beaten."

That's not a word.

My earlier post:

Moo-ochie,
Moo-ochie,
Moo-ochie,
Ohh Moo-ochie
Whisper words of "LOSER"
Moo-ochie.

I guarantee that Trump is sitting in a corner like a beta cuck watching his Id Scaramucci being forced out by career discipline man Kelly.

Should we be yelling "Domino!" yet?

The one who serves at the pleasure of the Dictator, of course.

Wattle you guys talking about here?

"Chix stix kick prix fixe."

A friend of mine from college is now a successful MD. However, I can never resist asking her, after all these years, how her brother is doing. He was in a local band called the "Ass Masters."

Pickle likes "Silly Wuv Songs."

That's messed up.

You mean to tell me this film gets off on buttery males?