What's going to be "fair" is that now dumbass-in-chief will now have to admit he's wrong under oath…oh yeah, he PROMISED TO SPEAK UNDER OATH TOO

I think that's called the "Horizontal Chicken-Head."

Archie Bell and the Drells had little time to capitalize on their hit "Tighten Up", because Archie himself was drafted into Vietnam. If I remember right (from an old interview in the Phoenix New Times), Archie was wounded (?) and, while in recovery, he found out that bands were touring back home under the Drells name,…

AV Club is flush with HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® money, that's why.

Do we need to add to that great Mad Magazine segment, "Who Killed The Country?"

I feel like there's a missing Disco thread here. Since the songs resurge now and then (and sometimes, they're just, well, fun), I went and looked some up. I don't know if any of these had follow-ups or other hits but this is what I noted from search list:

Also making the top ten list that same year for "Far From Over"?

Good point, it's from a US perspective that he is considered so.

"Whisper to a Scream" is such an amazingly urgent song.

I still consider I Melt With You by Modern English a one-hit wonder, and the best one.

Jared's got some Ghostface Killah in him.

Taco Bowls on me!!!!

I tried to trademark the "Double Bird", but found out it's already licensed by the Vatican.

KISS it, Gene.

[STILL GETS BEAT OUT OF DR. DEMENTO'S FUNNY FIVE BY 'ROLY POLY FISH HEADS']

A handle of Jack Daniels?

I'm totally amped up for this thread!

This thread really Bugs me.

"Why Somebody Always Around Every Time I Drop My Baby?"

I've got unique tits.
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