Syphilis, the worst Mary Tyler Moore spinoff of them all.

Two streams short of a Golden Shower.

I'm having New Mexico Pinon Coffee right now. Good stuff.

Dunno, but if you squint just so, you'll probably see Roger Ailes feverishly panting behind it.

I'd say he needs to be watched, lest one day you open the door and find that Trump done ranned away.

I'm absolutely convinced that when Trump asks for "loyalty", he means "fealty."
That's why the quote "will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest," was so apropos.

Sessions has been working to dismantle first-time offenders' rights (with reinstitution of heavy fines/terms) of which the consequence would be to fill all those new private jails coming up. This is why it was such a plus to have his chicanery exposed during to-day's testimony, he needs to be run out on a rail tout de…

Hang the DJ!

That POS weasel, I'm here too.

Dependent?

Hopefully not "Anaconda" Ice Cube.

Special Testimony!

Let's not go down this Rocky Road of puns.

Comey.
Kamla.
Comey.
Kamla.

It's a photo finish!

One of the most galling, "I'm gonna strangle you" moments I had during the campaign was that sniveling shit Rudy Giuliani on TV chortling and tipping the hand days before Comey's Clinton "reveal." He was buds with the anti-Clinton wing of the FBI, and he couldn't help himself keeping it down.

Can Dennehy also play one of the Russian prostitutes in drag?

It would be hilarious if that exchange was done while standing up, since Comey is almost a head taller than Trump.
"I need loyalty, I expect loyalty," then the awkward stare takes on a LOL tone in that scenario.

AROOOOOOOO!

LL's mom was right!