Are you Frank Stallone?

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I thought a shark ate him.

LOCK
HIM
UP

Christ, I gotta read better….

Why did you come to announce this news with a Duster on?

How 'bout dropping him on that big-ass rock all the geologists bust a nut on?

Um, Lenin with the turtleneck before it was cool.

lol he's in ur head, snowflk

Hold on, hold on….first, spin the Wheel, then ask to solve the puzzle.

Easy D!

Is Melbourne on the base, shaft, or tip of Florida?

All's I know is that DJT is giving me a bad case of Cheetoacidosis.

And, if you call in the next 2 minutes, you'll get the Bonus Track "You're the Puppet!"

That reminds me of the King of the Hill episode "Bobby Slam", when Bobby is forced to wrestle Connie & they start doing "Pro" moves on each other.
When the fans start complaining it's not Greco-Roman, one of the teammates says, "….no, that's REAL WRASSLIN'!"

"I KNEW IT!!!!", was the line that floored me when I first saw the episode.

Wow, no shit!
I'm Googling it right now.

"Cherish the Cabin."

Pepper Jack love Fraggle Rock!

Make MST3K a Jack Chick tract, and I'm in.