My VR keeps coming up as "do I want the Democrats blasting me in the ass, or the Republicans already blasting me in the ass."

Con-anne Kellyway?

You Dik!

Right.
Quite right.

Who's gonna renew Harrison Ford's pilot's license? He almost ate it versus a 737 to-day!

In the land of circumcision, hooded Justice will bring.

"I'm loving it."

♫…Ground Control to Major Dong…♫

Dude, I'm trying to have breakfast here!

More Swank than style, I suppose.

Save that for Hustler.

Ha!

ALL YOUR TAN BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Showtime did a great AFL series a couple of years ago. One of the best moments from the early years was a Dallas Texans/Boston Patriots game at Fenway Park, where Dallas failed to score a go-ahead TD in the waning moments, with the potential game-winning pass batted down in the end zone.
The following day, the coaches…

At least he can fish you out of a police lineup by girth, now.

I was getting the King Of The Hill theme song myself.

I Am The Dolorous.

It's payback for JFK.

Let me guess, it was the Nazi outfit, right?

WILDCARD, BITCHES
…now I feel bad…