Nice tile in the tiny bathoom at least. The tv stand doesn’t even fit on the cabinet it’s on! I wonder if they have PPV porn...

Is that third pic a Thierry Mugler suit? Love it!

It is a damn shame. Where the hell do they think the samples come from anyway?

Cops is cops.

The high speed chase comment is particularly asinine, considering that it’s around the anniversary of Diana being bumped off in an incident involving the paparazzi. Who photographed her as she lay dying.

I’m considering a webcomic. If it gets popular enough, someone from that bunch might just stumble across it sooner or later (I doubt it would actually happen but you never know with the internets). So I’m contemplating doing a Capote level “fiction” treatment. I can make it more funny that way, and still say what I…

She looks like Kim K but with blond hair. Maybe they have the same doctor.

That sucks.

Something very similar happened to a friend of mine. I think they only want to remember the positive stuff and don’t want to feel badly about how damaging their behavior was. Also “dad is always right” comes into play. I think I’ve finally learned to shut my trap. Tho I am tempted to write a memoir and just…

My father, who is left handed, once spanked me so hard his watch broke. (Then he got mad about the watch and I laughed at him.) The stepmother’s favorite tool was a wooden spoon, but she also clawed me, bent my fingers back, clocked me with the phone receiver or just plain hit me depending on her mood. One day when I…

Petpetpet...  =^. .^=

I am a DJ and I can tell you that DJ booth head is totally a thing, and has been since at least the ‘70s. The trick is not to mess up the mix!

Probably like a nickel. If they’re lucky.

So this pirate walks into a bar. He has an eyepatch, a hook, and a pegleg, and at first everyone is terrified. But he buys a couple of rounds of rum, and pretty soon the barflies gather ‘round to ask him questions.
Why do you have a peg leg?
Well matey, that was from when I narrowly escaped being eaten by a shark!
What’s…

Pirate keyboards only need three keys: I, C, and R!

They know perfectly well that the coast is far from clear. Open schools, but try to delay the election? Disney opens parks but the execs still WFH? Nah. They know exactly what they are doing and they just don’t care.

No way in hell would I call 911. Unless I can see a building on fire. I’m not sending people with guns after anyone.

The older I get, the fewer fucks I have to give about anyone’s opinions about what I like. I like what I like. Because I like it.

They would have to have minds in the first place for that to happen.

It was all gonna be downhill after Genesis.

I think they are brothers.