I’m Jon Hamm

It’s so hit and miss the the MJ stories. Lots of people have stories about how big of a dick he is, and a seemingly equal amount of people have stories about how nice he is.

Almost like he’s a human being with good days and bad days.

You have water?

And most people would just be waiting on the tides to rise.

You are gonna wish Jay Cutler was back after watching Matt Barkley these next 6 games

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.

The Browns did share five follow-up emails that they received from people who attended the event, in which they thanked the organizers and expressed interest in staying in touch regarding possible job opportunities

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

This is just the worst opinion

If that one thing is shootingdribblingpassingstealing you might be right.

If I was trapped in a room with those two and had a gun with only one bullet, I’d shoot myself.

Arkansas

Nah.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole