“Whew! He’s only inflicting violence on another person. We’re in the clear, fellas! He’s not kneeling!”

NFL: “But does he kneel for the anthem?”

Los Gatos police

A family of candy asses.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

So do the last two seasons all over again, basically.

Why not.

Look out now...Romo made a joke about Deon’s tackling acumen and Prime got butthurt. His skin is as thin as his analysis.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

the nanobubbles enhance the flavor!

Concussion Lager™

I was a GameStop store manager when Grand Theft Auto 4 (IV) released and I had at least a dozen people ask to buy “Grand Theft Auto Ivy” without the slightest hint of irony.

Just think, due to our fine president’s willingness to confront a shooter, the next great QB may be able to call Trump University his alma mater.

I thought from the headline that the rogue employee did this after being fired. As a result, I wondered why someone would hurt a competitor after being fired. Reading the article, I see the employee was fired because they did it. Now, I understand.

At this point it is far more likely some sappy GM will fall in love with the PR possibilities and draft him far higher than he should go.

Serious question, if he had two hands would he be a no doubt first rounder?

Just not sure I agree with Bill Polian on him converting to wide receiver

Wait til you hear about our skincare routines

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.