Oh man, haven’t we learned that it is Murphy’s year?? Don’t put a date on something or it will never happen.

But come on admit it, we all kind of like these work from home orders, secretly...like not having to feel guilty for missing out on family vacations. Keeping people 6 feet away, wearing a mask to cover most of your face so you can make expressions during conversations. Not feeling lazy or lame for not doing more. It’s…

Trump thinks Twitter is suppressing free speech??? They let him get away with SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I was skeptical at first but now I am convinced an intelligent civilization injected alien life to this planet via a bacteria laced asteroid and bounced it off Haumea and Eris like a game of pool.

Gonna be interesting to see what happens to Twitter once Trump is out

I don’t know about you but whenever I see a Fox news article now, I know it is as legit as InfoWars or AboveTopSecret

I’d like to see studies on a moderate vapor (3-4 times a week, 1-3 puffs for 5 seconds) of THC products. Don’t let the government sell you on the lie that Cowboys and Indians smoked Tobacco and that the prohibition was just about alcohol

“Crap, NASA...I gotta pee”

On a long enough time line, any FPS will eventually become Halo

I can understand animals better than most people. It’s an assumed role based on simple body movements. There is no ego only primordial instinct, if you can’t catch the drift then you won’t make it in the wild, as simple as that.  

Here is the apocalypse we all knew was coming, not as severe as we thought, but you are still stuck inside your home regardless, just didn’t have to fight of radiation only disease. Will you survive?

Working hard, accomplishing nothing. In 10 years when you are cooking rats over a tire fire you are going to feel real stupid about yourself right now and your micromanaging boss will still be your pimp.

I don’t see Trump supporters or Karens

When a human tells you that you need to SD, you tell them to fuck off, but when a robot tells you, you silently comply for fear of Skynet.

Observe: The rise and fall of streaming culture all within the same decade. This was fun, let’s never do it again.

But I want big crowds that go boom so that my peepee gets hard

Amazing, they already have a higher intelligence individually then lawyers collectively 

Since VII was a colossal letdown. I went and bought the PSx version and it’s honestly unbearable now

Since VII was a colossal letdown. I went and bought the PSx version and it’s honestly unbearable now

Soon we will have all our best resources in space and be waiting for them to come down so that we can restore civilization.

This is just the worse, giving bored/drunk/tweaking drama whores a platform to place their insecurities under the vail that there is a “threat” in your immediate neighborhood. It’s always “I saw some black kids hop out of the bushes in my back yard”...dude nobody is coming to take your lack of shit.