I’m starting to think the Egyptians built the pyramids to convenience aliens that humanity didn’t need their help so that the 1% could keep us enslaved and trapped on this planet.

This is like holding the door open in a zombie apocalypse

We just need to admit to ourselves that this is how we are going to work going forward. There is literally no reason to physically go into an office job if you have the equipment at home. It’s bad for the environment, clutters the streets, puts people on edge and is a waste of time all around. Micromanaging doesn’t…

gotta look for irregularities in the heart beat like it is buffering.

People forget we have these huge mucus-y holes in our face called eyes and port holes on the side called ears. Life-Finds-A-Way 

We really need to get on the ball with driver-less cars, this will be part of our future and you just thought texting and driving was bad...

I want the Super Troopers chill cops, not these commission reaching Nazis. Seriously why do we train them to put a higher point average on head and chest shots rather then debilitating wounds? Why do they HAVE to obtain a certain amount of arrest and tickets a month? This is not public servitude, they are not…

“Would you like to know more?” (Star Ship Troopers reference)

Ridiculous Sharknadoesk B-movie plot synopsis that has gone too far 

reminds me how New Orleans is like a bowl, surround by soup

So we are at that point in society where we are trying to prove what monks and philosophers have been speculating for centuries, but why is there money in this? How does it help every day life and ease suffering?

What no Mass Effect 2 mention?

My heart goes out to them, horrible timing

lol, the government seriously needs to step the fuck down, they ruin everything they touch 

So time to start colonizing?

Even the kids demoing it are like “id never play with this and don’t even know how”

A demon in you attic that looks like Ed and Al’s mom (Full Metal Alchemist). It can’t move but just sits above your bed feeding off your energy at night. Eventually the ceiling will rot out from under it and it will fall to pieces all around you.

#HAARP Nothing like messing with the frequency of natural air waves

80% of dust is human skin, you learn that in space but it applies here, just let that sink in. Janitors are more critical than we give them credit for and live a life of pain with carpel tunnel,bad backs and knees.