Perry got paid $7k(?) for his family farm by Lupe.

Wasn’t Perry wearing a vest during his “imagined” practice session?

The Happy Meals comment had nothing to do with weight. It was about the apparent drastic personality change from the POS real president to Dave’s sunny and positive personality.

Back then (and still today somewhat) fathers weren’t expected to feed, change or really interact with their child until the boy (of course) was old enough to play catch.

When Deke was confessing that he hadn’t written any of the songs, someone asked, “Even Walk Like an Egyptian”?

What was the purpose of that gratuitous cadaver crotch shot? I mean, what the hell?!

I personally identified with Debranavox. Good name.

Jesus Christ. *biggesteyerollever*

I’m watching these guards getting their necks broken and wondering why their lives are less valuable than the Carters. Oh, Barry.

Joel McHale portrayed Chevy in A Futile and Stupid Gesture.

They used to be tasty. Less so now. And in the U.S., they’re now produced by Ferrero (as in Rocher).

Even though it came a few years into Wings’ run, I always picture Hayden-Church as the idiot Billy Clanton who continually antagonized Doc Holliday, until he was riddled with bullets at the OK Corral shootout.

Does anyone really believe Alex can’t convert meters to feet? Or at least know she can do it on her phone instead of asking her dim siblings?

For all the drama of Luke going to college, you know he’s going to drop out and come home.

And somehow Haley and what’s-his-name can afford to buy Mitchell and Cam’s new house. WTF

1. No one’s mentioned Tombstone yet? So many quotes to choose from!

“I like you, Clarence. Always have. Always will.”

“Run away! Run away!”

Ice is nice!

I don’t agree that television can’t do it, but The Betrayal is not an example that it has.