Have you ever noticed how tall people always point out how tall they are? Like it’s some great accomplishment. Jesus, please let it go.

You have a very low opinion of your dad and brother. I hope they never read your post.

Or Meredith on The Office or Miss Piggy on The Muppets (Portal ad: “And of course moi is on TV.” “NOBODY CARES!”).

They’re telling us that they are too smart to watch Rick and Morty.

See also yada yada  yada.

Did no one else catch Eleanor say “dammit” after she and Michael “revealed” that Chidi and Brent were in the “Bad Place”? (Sorry for all the quote marks.)

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Have you seen Chris Coy as a Nazi in Banshee? That guy has range!

While a guest on the Graham Norton Show, Kit Harington said the battle takes place in one episode.

If that’s the case, he should have taken a quick second to reassure her.

The movie is much more enjoyable when you FF through any scenes with Ego. 

He dropped Bran and Meera near the Wall and rode away.

How about some odds as to when Uncle Benjen returns? I wonder if he’ll reveal that dragonglass to the heart is a way to undue White Walker-itis and this is used to bring the ice dragon back to the land of the living.

And cougars were supposed to be financially well off, the female equivalent of a sugar daddy.

For some reason, AVClub is excluding the coverage of the prequel that’s definitely in the works. More regular cast members were announced yesterday.

“if the show awards [Arya] to Gendry.”

That’s so odd. Here’s my translation from English to Japanese to English:“I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.”

I started watching for Wade Robson’s dancing, then stayed to hear his story.

Not if you were told this when you were 7.

The mothers commented on Michael’s childlike behavior and thought he was harmless. Oops.