Did I miss the report that Bill and his campaign were working with the Russians, and asking Russia to find information to damage his opponent? Or that he was trying to quietly pay off his romantic liaisons so they wouldn’t spill it before the election, thus breaking campaign funding laws? Or that Bill averaged 7.5…

Too lazy to Google, but I’ll advance the theory that Amma’s long-term exposure to rat poison, antifreeze and whatever the hell else Adora’s been feeding her had an adverse effect on Amma’s brain. No excuse for her droogs, though.

Do you live someplace other than the U.S.?

I’d watch the M:I movies if Reeves starred in them.

Brits tend to have an easier time with Southern accents, probably due to the dropped R’s.

You sound like you might have a teeny-tiny dick. 

“I buried Marian.”

When I place online orders, I often include special instructions. If it’s available, I add a decent tip to the order, hoping to ensure my instructions are followed. The employees are happy, and so am I.

Assuming this doesn’t happen to you all the time and you’re only there for one drink, an extra dollar won’t kill you. Leave a toonie.

Which is a pretty shitty thing to do.

When I was in college, tuition included four books of coupons to be used in the cafeteria. Each quarter, I’d sell three of those books and have a nice chunk of change in my pocket. Also, if you had extra coupons as the quarter ended, you could purchase food items like cases of soda from the cafeteria.

If you can’t afford to tip, even if it’s just 10%-15%, you can’t afford to eat out.

Sort of like leaving a gum wrapper on the counter so someone else can clean it up. 

I think you need to hear the phrase a few more times so you get it right: “Are you NOT entertained?”

So, not an example of Scöttinger’s Ant?

Honestly, you, like, actually, literally typed a verbal crutch three times. Ya know?!

Goddammit.

I’m not a wrestling fan either, but I know how to skip ahead.

Don’t know if you caught Chris in the now-canceled Epix show, Graves. His performance was a revelation.

Why would they offer the lesser babka?