He’s becoming a pasty blob just like his idol.

For me, it’s referring to people as “that”: Debra’s the one that taught me to drive.” Un-effing-bearable.

But not literally gilding the lily.

There aren’t that many words synonymous with “literally.” “Actually,” “truly.” Any others? “Really” doesn’t work because we use it as an intensifier. A pretty short list.

Crap. I made my comment before reading yours. I did shit the bed!

So you think that GizHipocrisy is a hoofed animal. That’s crazy, man.

“I literally shit the bed.” That means I actually, in reality, shit the bed. Now, if I said, “I shit the bed,” you’d assume I fucked something up.

is there a scientific reason why Killer Frost didn’t freeze the tank of acid? Or just plot reasons?

Really, Danette. “Plucky”? I think that adjective needs to work its way out of the language.

This sentence confuses me: “That being said, here’s some footage of the real-life Philip and Mike visiting penguins in their beards.” Were Philip and Mike visiting penguins who had beards? Or were everyone’s beards so big that they could literally visit them “in” someone’s beard? I guess they would provide effective…

They’d never date a Democrat, come Heil! or high water.

My parents were ultra-conservative. Two of their children are progressives, one is a moderate conservative who doesn’t really follow politics. Occasionally, the apple can fall far from the tree.

The show demonstrates the sad fact that, for half the world’s population, there is no such thing as “the good old days.”

Schadenkinja.

Could you suggest a good AVClub substitute?

I have no problem with the Meseeks voice. It fits the character. The Daleks, on the other hand: “Exterminate!” Makes me want to exterminate my ability to hear.

Yeah. They should follow the Bushes. Oh, wait. We hear about them all the effing time, too.