The best evidence is that there is no evidence of people giving him shit for being unmarried. Given how antinomian being an unwed able-bodied man would be, that’s a criticism that you would expect to find in Christianity’s early detractors, but it isn’t there (there is however plenty of criticism for considering women…

Ugh, I am SO sorry. I also had a rough pregnancy and then I was unable to breastfeed other than partially (I only ever got 8oz per day), then my supply basically died after 2.5 months because I had postpartum thyroiditis and my endocrinologist wasn’t able to get my thyroid under control. (Fun fact - it’s still not…

Impregnating a woman does not make you a father. Raising a kid - not necessarily biologically yours - does.

Carol’s hair is what I’m doing with mine when it gets totally grey. It might get purple to... just cause

I read something like that too. He said that it wasn’t out of meanness, but rather a “desire for sport”. Fuck that guy.

Well, there is such a thing as using a little of it. The face still moves, and it’s really not noticeable if you don’t already know. It just reduces wrinkling.

She almost looks like she could be the older version of this person.

So you are exposed as lying, then you change the subject? Why would I believe anything you say, having caught you lying straight out of the box? I would assume that peace will require honest compromise, and people like you deliberately distorting the news to create anger is the most likely thing to get more people…

This is important and wonderful and full of delicious evil plotting.

I’ve always loved this photo:

Not that being a shitty dad = affair, but her story about him yelling at *her* when their daughter is crying the middle of the night was a red flag to me. Also, him assuming that Jules’s mother (who is taking care of her sick father!) would watch the kids while she goes away (because he is man, and men don’t do that).…

I know when I saw the original photo I was touched by how sweet it was that he was chilling down there with him. But man was her response funny.

Aw it’s kind of sad. He’s doing that good parent thing of bringing himself to his kids level to relate to him, probably trying to acclimate him to being so high up in front of a crowd, and he has to stand because a royal heir crouching is unseemly.

For anyone making the mistake of not clicking that last link:

Is it possible that there is such an infinitesimal number of rich men in New York who want to fuck/date/marry women over 50 that it is impossible to have single girlfriends in that age bracket who have not slept with your beloved? And is it possible that if you were to do a venn diagram on this that the set that…

I don’t get women who start families with men who want nothing to do with their kids until they’re 10. That was a serious deal-breaker for me. The thought of ending up with someone like my stepbrother who has three kids and has changed exactly zero diapers haunted my nightmares and is probably the reason it took me so…

Effexor, Adderall (stolen from Noel), and one of Kelly Bensimon’s anti-psychotics.

Luann seems genuinely elated and in love with the guy. I have to believe that it’s for real because I don’t think she’s a good enough actress to pull off that kind of performance. Maybe housewife years are like dog years and 6 weeks to them is like 6 months or 6 years to us normals.

The thing about coming home from the hospital to find her daughter’s diapers unchanged was so hideous. Good on her for not dragging it out so that we had to hate-watch a piece of shit (a la the Taekmans) for multiple seasons.

Sonja and Ramona claim that LuAnn started dating Tom right after Thanksgiving. LuAnn says it was right before. So it was right after Thanksgiving.