Poetic license. I was going to say “who died and made you Queen,” but I didn’t want to offend.

As I said, crackpot! It’s clear that your qualifications to criticize my punctuation are as deficient as your qualifications to opine on “extra-terrestrial” contacts. Where did you buy your English degree again? I suggest you ask for your money back.

And if you think that the ancient Egyptians had recorded contacts with extraterrestrials, you are, as I said, a complete and utter lunatic who needs to learn not to believe everything you read on the Internet. I’m sorry you can’t understand me, but that’s your problem. Who died and made you an English professor? Where…

I’ve gotten morphine after every major surgery. Usually through an IV with a pump so you can give it to yourself at intervals. And no, I’ve never had the slightest problem when they stopped giving it to me.

I suspected as much, and that you were serious. In which case, if you actually believe that, you’re a lunatic. I shudder to think of what else you believe in.

He was from India, apparently:

Recorded contacts with extraterrestrials? You mean those gold tablets with Egyptian hieroglyphics that Joseph Smith got from the Angel Moroni?

My birth certificate had my original birth name on it too when I changed my passport. You do not need to change the name or gender designation on your birth certificate in order to change your name and gender on your passport. As long as you had a legal name change (which I assume you did, because you said you have a…

Under current policies, I’m sure you don’t need your birth certificate changed (or even to have genital surgery) to get an “F” on your passport. I hadn’t done either when I had my passport changed.

Is GRS that much now? 7 years ago, it was $17,000 Canadian in Montreal, and less in Thailand. (My insurance didn’t cover it, and I still feel bitter about that — it was the most I’ve ever spent on any single thing that I didn’t live inside. And I felt so guilty for spending it that I didn’t buy any new clothing for…

Go back under your rock.

She wasn’t speeding. There isn’t a shred of evidence (apart from Internet speculation) that she was texting or on her phone. There’s no evidence she was tailgating. The car two cars in front of her did stop suddenly mid-block. The woman in the car in front of her wasn’t wearing a seat belt. Caitlyn obviously didn’t…

I guess it was better than the alternative — stoning the victim to death.

Don’t you know that violent anger doesn’t count as an “emotion”?

Really? I graduated from high school in the early 70s, and people called it “Morningside Heights” even then. Harlem starts on 96th Street on the East Side; not so much on the West Side.

On the other hand: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/vicky-kelberer…

And wasn’t Tymoshenko accused of human rights violations?

Isn’t that cultural appropriation?

But her paying clients are mostly people accused of human rights violations, aren’t they? Isn’t that the kind of human rights lawyer she is? In other words, she’s no saint.

Congratulations! I graduated from law school in 1979, and for years — decades — afterwards, I had occasional nightmares in which I would get a call from the registrar’s office telling me that they made a mistake and I didn’t really have enough credits to graduate, so I had to go back to school.

Most people do it. You’re insane.