Right on Andrew! It was super cool having you around.

Who wants to get paid a pittance for giving people marginal at best advice through a slew of typographical errors?

Andrew, this is one of the best articles I’ve read on Jalopnik. Excellent piece!

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

I don’t know if it’s actually agoraphobia, but I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is. On top of everything else Trump already is, I just can’t wrap my head around the way he lives his life.

Let’s not exaggerate! Donald Trump travelled all the way to Slovenia to meet the love of his life’s family and stayed for an entire, uh, lunch?

I call BS. That car has never been worth less than around $70k so he traded in a 20k Viper and didn’t pay any taxes? You only pay taxes on the difference so if there were no taxes there was no difference. Logic not adding up.

If you ever want to see the Democratic Party win a presidential election ever again, you need to come to terms with the fact that Hillary was a shitty candidate, and that the party itself failed its constituents.

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

5th gear: paint everything Swedish Racing Green

3rd Gear: Polestar more things please.

your buddy’s Mustang will always be slower then my “Chevelle I used to have in the 70's”

can we get him a weekly article here? sounds like he’d fit right in

I actually know Jamie and the mechanic, Ivan Clarke, who has helped out Jamie with the Celica. Ivan’s workshop always has pile of old English cars getting repaired or serviced. You name it Daimlers, Minis, Triumphs Jags, he is also the areas only specialist for LandDover and RangeRover. To this day he is the only guy…

I heard the Star Wars Celica giveaway car was just a joke. All the winner received was a...

Maybe it’s not a Toyota Celica with a GTR driveline. Maybe it’s a GTR with a Celica body (inception music)

Nothing says ‘I respect and honor women’ quite like an all-pervasive belief that they can’t take care of themselves and that anything with a vagina could never pose a threat to you because you’re a stoic man.

But to be fair, Mayweather would have outboxed the shit of this girl. He would have taken the decision.

[T]he girl, she dropped her purse, that’s when she came in my face.