Why do Americans like to put V8's in everything? Why do American’s love Bourbon? Football? Baseball? Muscle cars? Bacon? Guns? Beer?

So... RWD and horsepower automatically makes “competition” for the likes of BMW and others? Without ever even driving this car, I’ll strongly disagree with that statement.

I guess y’all can afford to be this critical because there has never been a boring, rehashed article written by anyone on this website, right?

The phrase “four-door coupe” really irritates me.

Learn to wrench, pussy.

How to raise your kids to be racing champions:

Bill, to me at least, represents the heart and soul of grassroots motor sports. Sure, teams with infinite money can be out their test weeks and months ahead of time, but how many of them sacrifice as much as Bill has for their cars?

Commuting with a stick makes commuting worthwhile.

Cool story, Hansel.

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

I find that women who keep working also tend to be more chill about the Monster Mommy thing -- they have more to divide their attention than just focusing on their kid, and they don’t have time to read that crap.

I blame Mom blogs for the mommy monster thing. The moms I know who aren’t like that don’t read any of that shit. They remain cool and fun even after kids.

As a parent, I don’t think I’m comfortable having someone with two first names judging me.

Honestly, we do it to piss you off.

When your second son is born, bring your older son to the hospital but don’t introduce him to his baby brother being held by his mom. Send him to the nursery to “find” his brother and bring him to his parents. Makes an enormous difference down the line...

Trump is slashing taxes... on the wealthiest of wealthy. His tax plan actually increases everyone elses taxes, middle class, lower class, yes including all the “deplorables” that voted this chump in. Nice going you fucking numbnuts. I even know some wealthy Jews that voted for him and now that he’s put an antisemite…

Literally, the only thing trumpet is actually experienced at; running things into the ground, turning IOU’s into FU’s and smiling his sad, empty, trash grin as he waddles on to set the next dumpster fire. Buckle up trash america, it’s time to get great again.