My grandfather was fond of “your father should have shot you in the toilet instead of your mama” and the variation “your father should have shot you out the window”.

Goes to show you Nazi’s are so fucking incompetent they can’t even get basic symmetry right. The top part has the two going up scrunched too close together, so it doesn’t reach close enough to the top of the pizza, then the turn right has one more slice of pepperoni than every other leg.

But only for eleven minutes.

I’ve never seen the original, but I’ve watched the first two of this Kino. It... goes places. Ones you don’t expect. I was legit astonished and laughing with a friend - in a good way - over how unexpected the last five minutes of episode 2 alone are and how almost sociopathic the main character is about what they’d…

Yeah, and you’ll notice they never made another one for just that reason.

Book of Souls is fine. It has a different sound, which I like - a lot of other older metal bands get way too comfortable playing their “style” and, big surprise, they stagnate until they’re creatively bankrupt - but it takes a listen or two to warm to. Once you do, though, there are some good, standout tracks. That…

You’d think people would know better than to write off and downplay a strategy or roster choice when goddamn Pachirisu was the anchor of a world championship team one year.

I pretty much turned on Brock after the match at No Mercy. If he’s not going to put effort in anymore, then what’s the point? This is going to end up even worse when he half asses it against Finn Balor on the way to another match with Reigns two a half years after he stopped giving a damn.

Braun has had great matches several times this year, especially with Big Show, who prior to the first match in February everyone had been making jokes about and asking to retire.

There’s also the under-rated aspect of how conservative “humor” frequently punches down, which is a good way to turn most people off. Making fun of the disadvantaged, the hurt, the downtrodden isn’t funny. It’s closer to bullying and there’s a reason people don’t find that funny. Most comedians figured that out a…

Don’t misunderstand, I’m not saying there aren’t fascinating discussions to be had about these things or that even deconstructing and looking at the inner mechanics isn’t interesting or worthwhile. I just think his popularity has a simple root. There can be dozens of reasons why something might work, but the basic…

I’m pretty sure he’s even killed crooked cops outright on a couple different occasions. I do occasionally wonder if they realize that a lot of them, the ones who kill innocent people, who perforate minorities without reason, would be high up on his target list.

You might even be over-complicating the reason for his popularity. He’s simply a fictional character there to scratch the itch, the one in us that occasionally, when frustrated, feels like some people, the ugliest in society who do the most damage, should be shot. We recognize that’s not reality - that, hell, some of…

See also, The Punisher, who some chuds lionize as how “crime should be dealt with” and adore his “kill ‘em all” persona. They completely miss how utterly, disastrously broken and empty a human being he is, who has, in text, been pretty much said to live only for killing those who need “punishment”. It’s been implied…

You sit in a seat, maybe in front of a TV or in a stadium or a bar, and yell until everyone hates you, but you’ve probably never made a football play in your life outside of high school PE class. It doesn’t matter how much you put your happiness and well being into something you have no control over, win or lose. It…

You know how there are jokes and words that just get funnier the more you see them? You referring to “completely blowing it” as “Falcons” made me start giggling by the fifth and outright laughing really hard by the seventh.

If “We’ll Be Right Bear” were a real game I would be tracking this shit down online to play it.

McGregor never stood a chance because he was stepping into an unfamiliar form of fighting against one of its old pros, said pro figured out his limit beforehand and knew how to play it out, and he ended up led through that pros preferred fight. It was a waste of time because it went exactly how everyone thought it…

“This shitty garbage is the status quo. It’s totally normal. You should never try to change the status quo. Why bother? Here, let me throw a really dumb insult everyone I use it on rolls their eyes at out there.”

Snowflake is one word, by the way.

Yeah, I’m the same way. People place way too much importance on symbols and nationality and even their country. Like they’re going to get a pat on the head or commendation or something. I think I fell out of it around when I realized how easily it could be used to rationalize any ugly things the country did, which far…