Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...

Let’s use the rules of deduction...

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Captioned: Transformer suffering from constipation.

2 Hours?

I’ve been trying to teach my 4 year old for 4 YEARS! Kid isn’t getting it AT ALL. Just craps his pants and cries. I only crapped my pants and cried for 3 days, then I picked it right up.

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

gotta be this eh?

Brazilian here. Some corrections are in order:

Love that song.

Actually, color blind people would have a hell of a time reading this map.

I had a 1998 Buick Regal GS (man I miss that car) that had the traction control button right in the middle of the center console, after a trip to Mohegan Sun Casino in CT with my wife we were on the highway and she asked me what the “Trac” button did and what would happen if she pressed it. I told her its the traction…

Don’t get bent out of shape by stress. Take the day off, drive to an unknown destination and polish you’re mood to get rid of the roughness. I tried...

No one saw that twist coming:

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being…

Assuming they are able to Dodge law enforcement, someone will be able to pickup a great deal once this payload hits the black market.

I always find “Are you the kind of person I’d get on with enough that I want to place my life on the line, fighting criminals with you?” to be kind of cumbersome.

Later that night, David is confronted by his beloved Jeep...

I appreciate how the rest of the Jalopnik staff is picking up the slack of weird posts during Jason’s absence. First the Ford patent for the carnival ride robot car, which I legit thought was a Torch drawing about how he could improve cabin space utilization, or maybe it could have been a made up Fartzenwagen from a…

Yet streetcars can carry more people than buses and produce less pollution than buses especially if the overhead wires are powered by renewable energy. The US government, GM, big oil etc. royally screwed this country over by dismantling our transit and promoting suburban sprawl.

GM single-handedly killed American public transit.