Jalopnik/Black Flag answer: Mord Fustang

Foxtrot Alpha answer: The B-52's.

Journey: Don’t stop believing it’s cooler than a mini-van!

Minivan owners.

Pretty sure. If its a Highlander, there can be only one.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

This explains why when I brought my Eclipse in to Discount Tire last week with a flat, they shot it. Thanks, Torch!

All I hear is a warp core breach.

“Looks like you auctioned off your Demon. Guess your next 10 deliveries are nothing but fully optioned Darts and 200s. Best wishes!”

This, however, was fine.

Flying into a mountainside does tend to ruin the flight.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

 A lot of people do like the hearse. They’re dying to have a ride in it.

The mini-figure crash engineers designed it this way on purpose. You see, the shedding of the blocks bleeds energy to protect the plastic occupants. You should have seen the damage when crashing 1930s tin cars into barricades. Yeah, the outside looked better but the damage to the occupants was gruesome. If you look at…

Canadian drivers: annoyed by left-lane hogs, but too polite to shoot them down.

* insert TOP GUN gif here *

I, for one, can’t wait for all of the Top Gun references in the comments.

We need more Torch on Tour articles. Every time you go out of the country or simply away from home, we get something awesome.

Very simples. Local laws - obey them. Being a serviceman in a different country doesnt automatically mean you’re above the law. And, when that person is sent abroad, how about for some better training in what those local laws are?